Thursday afternoon, I left work early so I could drive Andrew to the car dealership to pick up his new company car. (Only fair, I totaled the last one.) It went rather quickly and I found myself with an unexpected half an hour to myself. (Yipee!!) So I stopped at McDonald's and treated myself to a fountain soda and a piece of banana bread. Later on, I looked up the nutrition information for that slice of banana bread.
That is 1/3 of my daily calorie intake. Seriously? How do they manage to cram 580 calories into that 5x5 slice of bread? Pure lard?