Monday, March 9, 2009

Dear Baby Tadpole,

  1. My lungs are not footrests.
  2. My bladder is not a trampoline.
  3. It is very hard to sleep at night when your insides are doing the Jitterbug.
  4. "Above average" is not something you have to achieve at birth.
  5. Enough with the Cadbury Eggs and the apples with peanut butter already.
  6. I love you.


Lisa said...

"Oh Mama, so soon you have forgotten that you are my entertainment in this process."

Hopefully he will "get" with the program and at least stop a few of the "habits" you've listed.....but apples with peanut butter does sound yummy at the moment....

Carrie Penny said...

I know many women that would have loved to have Cadbury Egg and Apple/PB cravings!! With me my mom had ice and her teeth have never forgiven her and with my brother it was ice with a side of anchovies and she still shutters to think on that.

Aunt Kathy said...

I don't remember having cravings with my tadpoles. :)

But if you're gonna crave Cadbury eggs this is a good time of year for it, LOL