Tuesday, December 18, 2007

A Letter From the Dogs

Dear Humans -

Please be advised that this an official letter of intent to file a grievance with the union. The conditions that have been forced upon us this last week are totally unacceptable. In the past, we have overlooked your utter incompetence in regards to maintaining a decent lawn upon which to "do our business", even accepting bare dirt patches without complaint. However, we now feel we have no other choice but to enforce your contractual obligation to provide a lush green area of no less than 8 feet by 3 feet, each. If our demands are not met by tomorrow mornings walk, we may be forced to use the carpets.

Respectfully,
Alice and Samantha

5 comments:

~Tonia~ said...

Time to get out the green indoor/outdoor carpet. ;)

Tiger the Cat said...

okay dogs, i could tell you how lucky you are. see, as a cat, they make me use a "litter box". i'd be pleased if i was allowed outdoors! if they cleaned it EVERYTIME i used it, it might be okay, but the humans still think that they own me rather than THE TRUTH - cats own humans and not the other way around. but since they aren't that smart, i'm having some training issues. you could always try using the christmas tree as a protest... that might get your poinst across.
much love,
tiger the cat

Joan said...

Tell me about it. I'm the fool in the neighborhood who is out in her yard shoveling pathways for her dog to walk and TCB. ;-}

Lisa said...

OMG - Onyx and I almost snorted our morning drinks at the same time.

I hope that they forgive you for things that are out of your control.

CynicalGal said...

Okay, too funny! Poor Gracie is also wondering the same thing...