Yes my friends, that is three thousand calories I consumed yesterday. And how does one human being possibly ingest SO MUCH food you wonder? It wasn't by eating my weight in salad. No, no.
Yesterday my good friend Nathan, a marine, someone I have known since 7th grade and never actually dated (or slept with!) and my husband's arch nemesis called and said "Surprise! I'm in town for 24 hours before shipping off to Iraq - want to get together?" So my husband, Bear, Nathan, and I all went out for ice cream.
What was I supposed to do? I ordered a peanut butter cup sundae and ATE IT ALL.